Live from The
Heart Of New York City
Annoucer:
Welcome to the very first Saturday Night
Gossip. Your host is former WWF Light
Heavyweight Champion Jerry Lynn.
**Jerry
Lynn walks out to a chorus of cheers. The
crowd chants Jerry. Jerry.**
Jerry:
Hello and welcome to the very first
Saturday Night Gossip! Tonight's show
will feature Triple H and Stone Cold,
Stephanie McMahon, Ultimate Warrior and
Doomzday and The Rock.
**The
fans cheer loudly.**
Jerry:
So let's cross to Tazz who's with
Stephanie.
Tazz:
Thanks Jerry. Stephanie how are you?
Steph:
I'm good. A little sore from the attacks
by Doomzday but I'm cool. Very excited
about the wedding.
Tazz:
Oh yes, congratulations Stephanie. I hope
your marriage is a strong and stable one.
Steph:
Thank you.
Tazz:
Now Stephanie, the RWF's Women's Champion.
The Rock the RWF World Champion, the
Commissioner and now the Co-Owner. With
this wedding an incredibly powerful force
will be built. But what made you say yes
when The Rock asked for your hand in
marriage?
Steph:
I love The Rock and he loves me. Many
people would claim that this marriage
won't last but we love each other and
come hell or high water, we will stay
that way.
Tazz:
Ok. What are your thoughts on Doomzday?
Steph:
Doomzday. How low are you to attack a
woman. I love The Rock and that's how I
feel. You can't change that. We are
deeply in love. Please try and understand
that.
Tazz:
What do you think of The Rock's words?
"Don't touch Stephanie, I'm giving
you permission to touch me."
Steph:
I hate what is happening. The Rock is
allowing himself to be attacked instead
of me. I love him so much for that.
Tazz:
Ok. Also
Steph:
Listen Tazz, I've really got to go. I've
got to shower before accompanying The
Rock on tonight. See you later.
Tazz:
Ok. Back to you Jerry.
Jerry:
Thank you Tazz and Stephanie for giving
us that view on how much the two love
each other. Now we are going to a
commercial before introducing you to two
big superstars here in the RWF.
Commercial:
On the 25th, the RWF World Champion and
the RWF Women's Champion will become one.
They will spend the rest of their lives
together and share in holy matrimony a
love which will reign for the ages.
Finally the dominant forces of both
genders will say 'I do.'
Jerry:
As you can see these two have been
attacked but their love is strong. But
now we introduce you to the television
champion, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
**The
crowd goes up with a cheer as Stone
Cold's theme plays. Stone Cold walks out
in his usual ring attire. He sits at a
chair and is handed two beers.**
Austin:
Wanna drink Jerry?
Jerry:
No thanks.
Austin:
What!?
Jerry:
No thank you.
Austin:
Oh, ok.
**He
opens the two beers and drinks both.**
Jerry:
Our next guest is the second ever
undisputed champion of the WWF before it
shut down. Introducing The Game, Triple H.
**The
Game by Motorhead begins to play. Triple
H walks out in jeans and a t-shirt which
says 'The Game!?' in silver writing. He
sits down at another seat.**
Triple
H: Austin. Why didn't you save a beer
for me?
Austin:
Sorry.
**The
crowd laugh.**
Jerry:
Ok. Now here's your first question. What
do you think about The Rock and
Stephanie's marriage? Austin, we'll start
with you.
Austin:
Congratulations. I hope you both live
happily together.
Jerry:
Is that all?
Austin:
Yep.
Jerry:
Ok. Triple H?
Triple
H: I know what being married to
Stephanie is like. She is a sweet person
but don't double cross her. She's tough
and she's not a slut like everyone says.
Jerry:
Ok. Well the D-Team has formed and this
team is full of Skill! Skill! Skill! What
do you think about D-Team's role and what
they can accomplish here in the RWF?
Austin:
Yes well the D-Team has a couple of goals.
When people think stables they think DX,
Ministry of Darkness, Coporation, etc. We
want to be recognised as the greatest
stable ever. We have myself, Triple H,
Doomzday and three beautiful, skilled
ladies.
Triple
H: We have a WWF and WCW Champion, a
Intercontinental Champion, a Tag Team
Champion, a European Champion, a RWF
Hardcore Champion, a RWF US Champion, an
RWF Television Champion, an WWF 3 time
Royal Rumble winner, an WWF Royal Rumble
winner, two King of the Ring winners, an
ECW Women's Champion, a WWF A woman's
Champion. We are the greatest team ever.
Jerry:
Last off. What do you think about the
whole Co-Owner situation?
Austin:
I'm shocked! We had this in the WWF but
what will this do to the RWF?
Triple
H: I agree with Austin. This is going
to be very interesting. Jerry:
Well thanks a lot guys and good luck in
the future.
Austin:
No problem.
Triple
H: Pleasure.
**The
two walk backstage.**
Jerry:
We are going to a commercial break and
when we come back we are going to speak
to Ultimate Warrior. But that's after
this commercial.
Commercial:
Two greats of the RWF. The Rock and
Doomzday. When these two step in the
ring, smack is talked and electricity is
built. Finally these two will meet at
Whiplash on the 28th in a three stages of
hell match. Blood will stain the ring but
in the end there will be one winner. One
Champion. Will it be The Rock or
Doomzday? All will be answered at
Whiplash!
Jerry:
Yes. A historical match at Whiplash. A
match which will be full of emotion. But
now Tazz is with one of the greats of the
WWF, Ultimate Warrior.
U.Warrior:
Hey Tazz.
Tazz:
Wow. Dude you're a legend.
U.Warrior:
Yeah, I guess. Can we start?
Tazz:
Oh yeah. Sure. Ok, Warrior. Many people
have retired and made a return. Hulk
Hogan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Goldust,
Ric Flair, Mr.Perfect. Why have you
returned?
U.Warrior:
The business has changed so much. It's
not about Macho Man and other past
wrestlers. I missed the era of Michaels,
Foley, Hart. I'm not missing the era of
The Rock, Austin, Triple H, Doomzday and
Kurt Angle.
Tazz:
Which young talent do you think, can go
really far?
U.Warrior:
Easy. One of my favourites. RVD!
Tazz:
What would you like to see in the RWF?
U.Warrior:
I would like to see The Rock get back at
Doomzday.
Tazz:
Ok that's all we have time for. Back to
you Jerry.
Jerry:
Thanks Tazz. When we return it'll be The
Rock and Doomzday.
Commercial:
D-Team! Stone Cold, Triple H, Doomzday,
Damia, Lara and Lita. These six
unstoppable wrestlers.
Stone
Cold: 6 time WWF Champion, 4 time WWF
Tag Team Champion, 2 time WCW US
Champion, WCW Tag Team Champion, 1998,
1999, 2001 Royal Rumble winner, 1996 King
of the Ring winner, 2 time
Intercontinental Champion, RWF Television
Champion.
Triple H:
Undisputed Champion, 4 time WWF Champion,
WCW Champion, 4 time WWF Intercontinental
Champion, Leader of DX, 2 time WWF
European Champion, WWF Tag Team Champion,
2002 Royal Rumble winner, 1997 King of
the Ring winner.
Doomzday:
RWF US Champion, RWF Hardcore Champion.
Lita: ECW
Women's Champion, WWF Women's Champion.
Damia: No
facts given.
Lara: No
facts given.
Total:
Undisputed Champion, 10 time WWF
Champion, WCW Champion, 6 time
Intercontinental Champion, 2 time WWF
European Champion, 8 time WWF Tag Team
Champion, 2 time WCW US Champion, 1998,
1999, 2001, 2002 Royal Rumble winners,
1996 and 1997 King of the Ring winners,
RWF Television Champion, RWF US Champion,
RWF Hardcore Champion, ECW Women's
Champion, WWF Women's Champion. Look what
they have done to The Rock.
**Pictures
are shown of The Rock being beat up.**
Is
this a DX or an nWo? D-Team
Jerry:
Six talented wrestler in one team and we
have one of them. Everybody, the current
RWF US and Hardcore Champion. Doomzday!
**Fans
boo as Doomzday walks out and sits down.**
Jerry:
Now, the RWF World Champion, the
Commissioner and the new Co-Owner. He is
also scheduled to marry Stephanie McMahon.
The People's Champion, The Rock!
**The
fans go wild as The Rock walks out with
Stephanie McMahon. Doomzday doesn't stay
seated for long as he gets up and gets in
the face of The Rock. The Rock tries to
get past but Doomzday won't allow him.
Doomzday then begins to talk smack to The
Rock. The Rock begins to talk back and
Doomzday gets a really angry look on his
face. Doomzday then goes to punch The
Rock but The Rock blocks and punches back.
Doomzday then hits The Rock with a punch
and The Rock punches back. Doomzday goes
for another punch but The Rock ducks and
hits him with 'The Rock Bottom'.**
Jerry:
Rock Bottom! Rock Bottom! The Rock got
revenge on Doomzday! That's all we've got
time for this week. We will see you again
same time next week. **The show ends with
the camera zooming in on Doomzday. The
credits pop up in a small box in the
bottom left hand corner. Then the scene
fades to black and the RWF logo appears
and then disappears. End of Show.
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